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Neopets go home, you are drunk

A blog concerned mostly with judging people's neopets and making fun of general neo oddities. And making bad jokes (but mostly bad jokes).
Oct 20 '14
This live action Lord of the Rings just took a really fanfiction turn.

This live action Lord of the Rings just took a really fanfiction turn.

11 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Oct 19 '14
This takes “vintage” a little too far.

This takes “vintage” a little too far.

3 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Oct 18 '14
tombol-r:

scores galore winter celebration
scores galore month edition
scores galore it’s raining
scores galore a magnet fell off the break room fridge
scores galore i stubbed my toe this morning
scores galore the wifi wasnt working before
scores galore legs appreciation day
scores galore someone farted
scores galore my voice cracked
scores galore because it’s easier to do than a plot
scores galore space jam is on
scores galore negative neopoints edition
scores galore accidentally whoops didnt mean to activate it
scores galore just because
scores galore did you hear that what was that
scores galore i just keep thinking about dinosaurs
scores galore scores galore is over
scores galore hgjjk;’//.’lbj,k]


There is a bright red ‘scores galore’ button in the Neopets headquarters, with a ‘how many days since’ sign above. The numbers climb, and TNT start to get wild eyed and sweating. It’s been 50 days since- it’s been 60 days since- IT’S BEEN 70 DAYS SINCE- SCORES GALORE BECAUSE I TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT AND MY PANTS FIT BETTER

tombol-r:

  • scores galore winter celebration
  • scores galore month edition
  • scores galore it’s raining
  • scores galore a magnet fell off the break room fridge
  • scores galore i stubbed my toe this morning
  • scores galore the wifi wasnt working before
  • scores galore legs appreciation day
  • scores galore someone farted
  • scores galore my voice cracked
  • scores galore because it’s easier to do than a plot
  • scores galore space jam is on
  • scores galore negative neopoints edition
  • scores galore accidentally whoops didnt mean to activate it
  • scores galore just because
  • scores galore did you hear that what was that
  • scores galore i just keep thinking about dinosaurs
  • scores galore scores galore is over
  • scores galore hgjjk;’//.’lbj,k]

There is a bright red ‘scores galore’ button in the Neopets headquarters, with a ‘how many days since’ sign above. The numbers climb, and TNT start to get wild eyed and sweating. It’s been 50 days since- it’s been 60 days since- IT’S BEEN 70 DAYS SINCE-

SCORES GALORE BECAUSE I TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT AND MY PANTS FIT BETTER

377 notes (via theusulsuspect & tombol-r)Tags: neotag neopets

Oct 17 '14
I think everyone has had a nightmare like this once.

I think everyone has had a nightmare like this once.

4 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Oct 16 '14
Welcome to Hell! We’re going to have a great time!

Welcome to Hell! We’re going to have a great time!

9 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Oct 15 '14
The do-it-yourself ninja kit had much better results than expected of something bought for 1$ off a wandering hobo.

The do-it-yourself ninja kit had much better results than expected of something bought for 1$ off a wandering hobo.

2 notes Tags: neotag neopets submission

Oct 14 '14
Oh snap.

Oh snap.

3 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Oct 14 '14
Keeps trying to prove that yoga is metal.

Keeps trying to prove that yoga is metal.

10 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Oct 13 '14
Too cool for things like face definition. 

Too cool for things like face definition. 

4 notes Tags: neopets neotag

Oct 12 '14
Someone needs to get laid is all I’m saying.

Someone needs to get laid is all I’m saying.

19 notes Tags: neotag neopets

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