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Neopets go home, you are drunk

A blog concerned mostly with judging people's neopets and making fun of general neo oddities. And making bad jokes (but mostly bad jokes).
Sep 30 '14

outofplace-and-underdressed asked:

Ok so I'm really confused. I've been off Neo for a few months now, but I know about the whole Jumpstart transition. But now the PC is talking about items being duplicated or something? Apparently this whole update's just really fucked Neo up. So what did I miss here?

I mean, there have been lots of log-in problems, site lag, and just general shit not acting like it’s supposed to. I’m not really the best person to ask, but maybe my dear followers know something. 

What do you say, dear followers?

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Sep 30 '14
[MUFFLED EVANESCENCE PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE] 

[MUFFLED EVANESCENCE PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE] 

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Sep 30 '14

So neopets is down.

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Sep 29 '14

Apparently the filters are broken today on neoboards?

THE PERSON WHO GETS ME THE BEST SCREENSHOT OF THAT SHIT GETS A SHODDY SITE BADGE

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Sep 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

Whoah, sorry special snowflake, but trans is a proper shortening of transparent.

emoomatic:

Lol my first angry ask and it was about neopets of all things

Here’s the thing. Trans is more commonly used as an abbreviation for people who are transgender, so it’s fuckin weird for people on the boards to use that abbreviation, and might be uncomfortable for people who are trans. Just add a p or something it’s not that hard.

Oh for the love of god people, trans is used as the common abbreviation for the transgender community. Don’t try to make it about your transparent neopet, jesus fucking lord.

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Sep 29 '14
Just now found out where the word Lolita actually comes from. Turns out, it is not a petticoat maker.

Just now found out where the word Lolita actually comes from. Turns out, it is not a petticoat maker.

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Sep 28 '14

thatspoopydemo asked:

I never laughed this much, your blog is perfect! :D

D’awwwww, thank you! We sometimes put effort into it.

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Sep 28 '14
Those brown spots on the foam are not cinnamon.

Those brown spots on the foam are not cinnamon.

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Sep 27 '14

thalassiq answered your post: Tell me what you guys want to see from…

hardcore dr sloth porn

Are you trying to tell me there’s soft core dr. sloth porn? AND NO ONE TOLD ME?!

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Sep 27 '14

Tell me what you guys want to see from the blog?

I will 100% not give it to you, but I want to know.

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