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Neopets go home, you are drunk

A blog concerned mostly with judging people's neopets and making fun of general neo oddities. And making bad jokes (but mostly bad jokes).
Sep 1 '14
All her favorite songs are Paramore songs.  

All her favorite songs are Paramore songs.  

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Aug 31 '14
There is a theme here, I just know it. I don’t have any idea what it is, but I’m sure they were going for something. 

There is a theme here, I just know it. I don’t have any idea what it is, but I’m sure they were going for something. 

5 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Aug 30 '14

(Source: thelostdessert)

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Aug 29 '14
Let me guess, you like to knit.

Let me guess, you like to knit.

11 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Aug 28 '14

tabloo:

spacefaeries:

patchwork-indigo:

Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.

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that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.

just like art school

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Aug 28 '14
"Heyyyyyy baby. Wanna… taste my pie?"

"Heyyyyyy baby. Wanna… taste my pie?"

22 notes Tags: neotag neopets submission

Aug 27 '14

I think this is actually one of those celestial soul portraits.

I feel sorry for whoever’s soul looks like a neopet.

I think this is actually one of those celestial soul portraits.

I feel sorry for whoever’s soul looks like a neopet.

19 notes Tags: neotag neopets submission

Aug 26 '14
Senpai will notice me or else. 

Senpai will notice me or else. 

19 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Aug 25 '14

alyeena answered your post: Not even a fucking avatar?

They only do these now so they can stuff our faces full of NC, that is all, it is just excuses to have NC events :(

This exactly. It’s all NC all the time and I’m sick of half-ass events that only exist as an excuse for NC events. Ugh. 

3 notes Tags: alyeena neotag neopets

Aug 25 '14
If they were going for “Disheveled Hobo Faerieland Chic” they were dead on.

If they were going for “Disheveled Hobo Faerieland Chic” they were dead on.

3 notes Tags: neotag neopets

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