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Neopets go home, you are drunk

A blog concerned mostly with judging people's neopets and making fun of general neo oddities. And making bad jokes (but mostly bad jokes).
Apr 19 '14
dont-have-a-hissi-fit:

Let’s take a stroll down Neo Nostalgia Lane
Do you guys remember the glowing fonts?! Hahahaha.
I always had the most annoying and obnoxious glowing fonts. I would make them the brightest neon pink/green… But some how I still miss them. 

Oh man, I had a whole Word doc full of my horrible glowing fonts. They were all purple and horrendous it was the best time of my life.
I remember being so indignant when TNT got rid of them, like how dare you, what do you mean the fonts are hard to read? 

dont-have-a-hissi-fit:

Let’s take a stroll down Neo Nostalgia Lane

Do you guys remember the glowing fonts?! Hahahaha.

I always had the most annoying and obnoxious glowing fonts. I would make them the brightest neon pink/green… But some how I still miss them. 

Oh man, I had a whole Word doc full of my horrible glowing fonts. They were all purple and horrendous it was the best time of my life.

I remember being so indignant when TNT got rid of them, like how dare you, what do you mean the fonts are hard to read? 

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Apr 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

I find it hilarious how TNT has the time to incorporate stupid things into the site (say, the pointless inflating side "plot" or the 25 thousand new colors NOBODY asked for) but can't be bothered to listen to their users

Right? They have time to make long, involved Supernatural references in the spooky food eating contest bullshit “plot” but the idea of changing one check box option is beyond the pale. 

"Male, Female, Other, Neither." Wow, you’re right, that would bring the entire site crashing down.

That’s like, the most basic, easy, still enforces the gender binary, not that great of a change, but TNT considers making junk items prohibitively expensive more important.

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Apr 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

Oh, excuse me, I know this may be creepy, but I'd just like to say that I really like the mods here. A lot of "bad [insert thing here]" blogs have mods that can be asshats, but you guys seem really nice and you actually call out discrimination against smaller groups! Keep it up, we love you!!!

Sweetie, the only creepy thing was you saying it might be creepy. I read that and spent the rest of the time waiting for you to like, say what you imagine we look like (don’t do that). 

We’re glad you appreciate our slacktivism. We try to be aware of the impact of what we post, and definitely try to call attention to some of neopets problematic institutions. 

We’ll do our best to keep it up.

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Apr 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

hey, what do you think about a gender neutral option? im agender and a few weeks ago myself and others had a very civil discussion about the possibility of no gender/neutral gender option and then people came and reported us and said it was inappropriate? i don't see how anything about that could possibly be inappropriate?

I think it’s a fantastic option that will never be incorporated into neopets. You were reported because you’re agender and dared speak about it.

Because unless you fall within the gender binary, neopets feels any discussion of gender issues are inappropriate.

Because as everyone knows, all children and users on neopets are either a boy or girl. I’m sorry that happened to you nonnie, it was wrong and people are idiots.

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Apr 18 '14

jesus remember when we used to post three times a day

worst choice of my life tbh

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Apr 18 '14
jazzmosisvevo:

Meanwhile, at Coachella

Accurate

jazzmosisvevo:

Meanwhile, at Coachella

Accurate

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Apr 18 '14
Fucking. Finally. 

Fucking. Finally. 

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Apr 18 '14

neopester:

consider these beautiful combos the next time you customize

I detect the usual bitterness over NC. Join us child.

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Apr 17 '14
Pouting because no one caught the subtle, unique differences in his Naruto cosplay. 

Pouting because no one caught the subtle, unique differences in his Naruto cosplay. 

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Apr 17 '14

kripacs:

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this a piece of well structured performance art 

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