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Neopets go home, you are drunk

A blog concerned mostly with judging people's neopets and making fun of general neo oddities. And making bad jokes (but mostly bad jokes).
Jul 29 '14

curvella-deville asked:

I'm definitely adding "ITS THE LISA FRANK OFFICIAL NEOPET AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE I'LL FIGHT YOU" to my yurbles petpage. XD

I mean, I certainly wont protest. I’m glad you enjoyed my interpretation! 

3 notes Tags: neotag neopets curvella-deville

Jul 29 '14

m3owxx asked:

Im pretty sure I need you to judge one of my pets. Hahaha. How does one submit?

On our tumblr, there’s a submit button, it’s right over the title. Please use the picture submission as opposed to pasting a picture into a text post! 

Tags: neotag neopets m3owxx

Jul 29 '14

IT’S THE LISA FRANK OFFICIAL NEOPET AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. I’LL FIGHT YOU.

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Jul 28 '14
It’s a metaphor. 
It’s not drowning if I don’t swallow the water.

It’s a metaphor. 

It’s not drowning if I don’t swallow the water.

6 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Jul 27 '14
Track suit mafia strikes again.

Track suit mafia strikes again.

5 notes Tags: netoag neopets bonus points for figuring out the reference

Jul 26 '14
Candi was very excited for prom.

Candi was very excited for prom.

14 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Jul 25 '14

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Groucho Marx cosplay went a little astray. 

1 note Tags: neotag neopets submission

Jul 24 '14
Nooooo, Key Quest doesn’t glitch. 

Nooooo, Key Quest doesn’t glitch. 

3 notes Tags: neotag neopets fucking key quest I swear to fucking god

Jul 24 '14
Ohhh, that snowball was definitely brown. 

Ohhh, that snowball was definitely brown. 

3 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Jul 23 '14

im22andwhatisthis asked:

can we all submit our own pets and make it an event

I mean, sure. But y’all are going to have to coordinate that yourselves,

I have a very busy schedule of writing rude and unfunny jokes to keep to.

2 notes Tags: neotag neopets im22andwhatisthis

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