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Neopets go home, you are drunk

A blog concerned mostly with judging people's neopets and making fun of general neo oddities. And making bad jokes (but mostly bad jokes).
Apr 24 '14

There isn’t a worse feeling in the world than knowing you would have won the mini-game if Key Quest hadn’t fucking glitched.

16 notes Tags: neotag neopets Key quest

Apr 24 '14
If he asks you if you want to see his stumps, run the fuck away.

If he asks you if you want to see his stumps, run the fuck away.

7 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Apr 23 '14
Bitch you are an avatar pet, you best know your damn place. 
On an unrelated note, there’s now an orange grundo in the pound. 

Bitch you are an avatar pet, you best know your damn place. 

On an unrelated note, there’s now an orange grundo in the pound. 

3 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Apr 23 '14
She lives and breathes by the t-shirt slogans she gets form Hot Topic.

She lives and breathes by the t-shirt slogans she gets form Hot Topic.

11 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Apr 23 '14
neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

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Apr 22 '14

People who keep and don’t sell their Festival of Neggs prizes are weak and will not survive the winter.

7 notes Tags: neotag neopets festival of neggs

Apr 22 '14
It’s like they reached into my soul and drew out this neopet.

It’s like they reached into my soul and drew out this neopet.

25 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Apr 21 '14
Halloween is stressful when no one recognizes the costume you spent months on.

Halloween is stressful when no one recognizes the costume you spent months on.

11 notes Tags: neotag neopets

Apr 20 '14
Happy Easter! 
Don’t trust the eggs. 

Happy Easter! 

Don’t trust the eggs. 

9 notes Tags: neotag neopets submission

Apr 20 '14

Well this looks promising. 

6 notes Tags: neotag neopets submission

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